Ask the Butcher
1 / 370 »
I'm the owner of 'The Slaughtered Kelpie' restaurant. Ask me stuff as you please! We're always happy to talk with our customers.


Shy Jamie is shy. Don’t worry Nick. He does love you. <3

Also- I hope the sausages don’t contain any soylent green.

Art (c) the lovely wonderful Yaahoooo who I commissioned for a little scene containing Jim, Seb, James and Nick. <3 Your art is fab! Thank you for the cute dialogues!

Everything is homemade because you can’t trust breakfast companies to make quality anything. <3 Soylent Green free, promise~



Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying


1 day ago on 27 July 2014 @ 2:25am + 63,498 notes
via stynr (originally piecesofamoonchyld)
# The Kidlet
1 day ago on 27 July 2014 @ 12:24am + 18,370 notes
via bulecelup (originally lostinthedarksea-deactivated201)
# The Addams Family
1 day ago on 26 July 2014 @ 5:22pm + 810 notes
via gailsimone (originally srsfunny)
# The Sous StuffSpirit Animal



Who needs a blankie when you have a Mommy?

Photo via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet


1 day ago on 26 July 2014 @ 4:27pm + 1,032 notes
via becausebirds (originally catsbeaversandducks)
# The Kidlet
1 day ago on 26 July 2014 @ 3:26pm + 281 notes
via foodffs (originally foodffs)
# food for thought
A strong person isn’t the one who doesn’t cry. A strong person is the one who sheds tears for a moment, picks up her sword and fights again.
— (via onewhogivesafuck)
1 day ago on 26 July 2014 @ 3:24pm + 1,286 notes
via gripmetightandraisemecoulson (originally onewhogivesafuck)
# Whats a motto with you?


Dog eat Dog
Every day
On our fellow man we prey [x]

1 day ago on 26 July 2014 @ 12:33pm + 267 notes
via britishtv (originally elizakaze)
# the magpie comes at noon


There’s something awesome about a thing that’s so cute, it transcends cuteness to become nightmarishly creepy. That’s precisely the case with these impressively freaky pears, photographed last year at a supermarket in Beijing, China.

The pears are shaped like this by placing them inside special molds when they’re still very small. As they grow they fill the mold and take on its shape. They were marketed at the grocery store as “happy/joyful doll pears,” but we think they look like they’re patiently waiting for you to try taking a bite out of them, at which point they’ll start screaming bloody murder, or worse, turn you into a creepy pear-doll-person too.

[via Neatorama and RocketNews24]


Three sketches down!

James ‘Jamie’ Moriarty: Lion fish!

Jim Moriarty: Mimic Octopus!

Nikolaus Fleischer: Gulper Eel!

Tobias ‘Glänzend’ Fleischer: Oriental Dogfish!

Sheehan Fleischer: Lined Seahorse!

Darion Kastner: Spinner Dolphin!



Charlie Witherall: Mandarinfish

Edgar Galilie:  Harlequin ghost pipefish

Bás: Crocodile Ice Fish



Sebastian Moran: Tiger Shark

Irene Adler: Orca Whale

Aniya KamdarY-Patterned Moray Eel

2 days ago on 26 July 2014 @ 12:24am + 6 notes
via donnysplace (originally donnysplace)
# My Artmerfolk