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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

maplegleam asked
Do you have anything that might cater to my more unusual tastes? I'm finding it tricky to find something new...

Actually!

We just got some Changeling in, along with some delicious Timber Wolf. :) If you don’t mind some weird texture they’re quite the treat!

askblupyro asked
What's the most expensive thing you have on the menu?

Sea pony cavier. 

My source there charges me for her ‘pain and suffering.’ c: They’re worth it though. 

lythanny asked
Well, Did you try to stop eating meat ? If yes ... do you endure side effects ?Stopping not good for me ... I Go crazy and jump on eveypony I see ...

I avoided eating meat as a little colt living with the Pie’s. 

I can’t say it changed my moods but it made my teeth hurt and gave me absolutely horrid break outs! My face looked like a pomegranate had exploded near it! o:  

Anonymous asked
yo dude, whats with that thing you were on your tail? - gkid1107

It’s bandages. :3 I wrap my tail were the bones and muscle are. The bandages absorb sweat and helps keep my tail hair from getting pulled out should my prey struggle and fight.

You human's seem to like doing it to your 'horses' on occasion too.

Happy Hearts ‘n Hooves Day!

I’m gonna spend today having a romantic dinner with my Very Special Somepony! ♥ Hope you all stop by the Kelpie tonight for songs ‘n candied hearts. :) We’re offering a deal on dinner’s for two and serving  Beef Burgundy Filet, Lamb Pops for Lovers and a choice of either Death by Chocolate or Banana Foster for dessert! 

Alone on this cuddliest of holidays? Fear not! We’ve got a deal for the singles among us too! We offer half priced Wine Sauce Griffon Breast, our famous raw Basashi and a dessert our new Coconut Creme Pie! 

dustyhooves asked
Hello Master Butcher! This may be late, but how was your holidays?

Our holidays were great! But very busy. <3 It’s calming down now though, so answers soon! Pinkie promise~

New NSFW Pony Blog

http://butchersnsfw.tumblr.com/

^ If you’re a fan of me and NSFW ponies, this is where my brother ‘n our friends will be showing off our less grimdark, more ‘Can-stick-my-dick-in-it?’ sides. :) Shh, don’t tell Snuffy. 

carnisclopcorner: decided to ink this sketch from september. i felt kinda bad about it until i added the wagging tails. then i started laughing so hard i had to take a short break. Y&#8217;all into NSFW ponies should probably go love on this blog. &lt;3 It delights me. Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;ll be  updating you guys with answers soon. :) In the mean time, enjoy some roast Rarity. 

carnisclopcorner:

decided to ink this sketch from september.

i felt kinda bad about it until i added the wagging tails. then i started laughing so hard i had to take a short break.

Y’all into NSFW ponies should probably go love on this blog. <3 It delights me.

Don’t worry, I’ll be  updating you guys with answers soon. :) In the mean time, enjoy some roast Rarity. 

(Butcher’s origins part 2!)

Continuing!

Sorry for the hiatus guys, running this place with just the family is tough and I’ve bee putting together a ‘How-To’ for Abacus about doing the numbers here. :) 

Busy Butcher!

Sorry for bein’ absent guys! Restaurants swarmed so I haven’t had much ponynet time. :) Will remedy this soon. 

(OOC: Seriously sorry everypony! My boyfriend’s grandfather passed away so we haven’t had much time for pony art. <3 Next update will be within the week though! Thanks for stickin’ around!)